- So Lance is 100% the kind of guy to just walk into Keith’s room when he’s had a bad day and plop on him
- Like, right on top of him
- They aren’t even dating yet, this is just a Thing™ for Lance
- Keith was just lazily scrolling through his phone and BAM
- Arms full of cute, sad boy
- He’d ask Lance wth and when Lance tells him it was a bad day he just
- Goes with it
- Because that’s Klance culture; Keith can’t reject Lance it is just not possible
- So Keith continues scrolling through his phone
- Only now he’s taken to scrolling specifically through memes and cute animal videos
- Both of them are Lance Weaknesses™
- and Keith knows that
- It doesn’t take long for Lance to glance up at Keith’s phone and crack a smile at the meme currently displayed there
- Keith can’t help the small smile that graces his own face when it happens
- Then Keith plays a video of kittens
- and Lance friggin coos
- And Keith is so Gone™
for this boy that his face breaks out into a full-on grin
- Boy’s Whipped™
- They just lay like that for a while, Lance’s mood slowly getting better the more cute animals and stupid memes he sees
- And Keith’s happy smile is just fond and wide
- Because a Happy Lance™ is a Happy Keith™
- After they start dating, these become full-blown cuddle sessions filled with gentle kisses and soft caresses
- Keith had created a folder specifically for things that would cheer Lance up
- Lance doesn’t know this, but the folder was created before they even started dating
- The day Lance finds the folder creation date, Keith explains that he just wanted Lance to be happy and took steps to make sure that happened
- Lance doesn’t let go of his boyfriend for the rest of the day
- These two are so in love and im dying
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OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
yiff
If you’re a content creator, remember that there’s always a least one person who’s waiting for your next creation. They can’t wait to see what you’ll draw, write, gif or edit next. That’s the kind of fan that matters the most.
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”
Keith, with his new purple scar thing: you really think its cute?
Lance: I think all of you is cute
Keith:
Lance:
Keith: you think I’m cu-
Lance: NO SHUT UP
gay culture is an endless loop of “you’re cute” “you’re cute” “no you” “no YOU’RE the cutest” “that’s gay” “you’re gay”
TodoDeku: Soft, caring and sweet bois
TsuChako: Cute lil girls just being cute
MomoJirou: Pretty lesbians
KiriBaku: Wow, so gay and manly
KamiSero: *SCREAMING VINES AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS*
Some ideas for bad things that are white/light:
- lightning, very hot fire
- snow storms, ice, frost on crops
- some types of fungus/mold
- corpses, ghosts, bones, a diseased person
- clothing, skin tone, hair, etc. of a bad person
- fur, teeth, eyes of an attacking animal/monster
- bleached out deserts, dead trees, lifeless places
- poison
Some ideas for good things that are black/dark:
- rich earth/soil
- chocolate, truffles, wine, cooked meat
- friendly animals/pets/creatures
- a character’s favorite vehicle, technology, coat, etc.
- a pleasant night
- hair, skin tone, clothing, etc. of a good person
- undisturbed water of a lake
- the case/container of something important
- valued wood, furniture, art
- velvet
Think to burn, to infect, to bleach vs. to enrich, to protect, to be of substance.
*slams reblog like the fist of an angry god*
the politics of light and dark are everywhere in our vocabulary…psa to writers: subvert this, reveal whiteness and lightness as sometimes artificial and violent, and darkness as healing, the unknown as natural
“The truth finds more comfort in the dark”
“The light can blind as easily as the dark conceals. The dark can protect as easily as the light guides. Neither are pure good nor evil, pure chaos nor order. The light and dark just are.”
referring to things in real life as canon is so funny
oh fuck….i hope what i did last night wasnt canon
While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.
“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”
I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.
They give me life.